No Vodka in the Martini ~ Heavy Blend Hoodie

No Vodka in the Martini ~ A House Rule, Politely Enforced

Guests may ask once. The hostess will smile, reach for the gin, and the matter is closed before the vermouth has finished chilling. Some households post rules by the pool ~ this one posts them at the bar cart.

• Gin Loyalist: A quiet statement that ends the debate before it starts.
• Martini Purist Gift: For whoever has sent a drink back on principle.
• Conversation Starter: Half the room will nod, the other half will argue ~ both will stay.

For the nights when the cocktails are cold and the evening air is colder ~ this Gildan Heavy Blend hoodie wraps you in soft cotton-poly fleece with a double-lined hood, a front pouch big enough for the garnish stash and ribbed cuffs that stay put through every toast ~ last call never felt so cozy