No Vodka in the Martini ~ Garment Dyed Crewneck
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No Vodka in the Martini ~ A House Rule, Politely Enforced
Guests may ask once. The hostess will smile, reach for the gin, and the matter is closed before the vermouth has finished chilling. Some households post rules by the pool ~ this one posts them at the bar cart.
- Gin Loyalist: A quiet statement that ends the debate before it starts.
- Martini Purist Gift: For whoever has sent a drink back on principle.
- Conversation Starter: Half the room will nod, the other half will argue ~ both will stay.
The brunch crowd knows the dress code ~ comfortable, stylish and ready for a second round of mimosas ~ this Comfort Colors garment-dyed crewneck brings a cotton face over soft fleece, a relaxed fit with a rolled-forward shoulder and that well-loved feel from day one, made for lazy Sundays and rooftop sunsets alike
