No Vodka in the Martini ~ Comfort Colors Long Sleeve Tee
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No Vodka in the Martini ~ A House Rule, Politely Enforced
Guests may ask once. The hostess will smile, reach for the gin, and the matter is closed before the vermouth has finished chilling. Some households post rules by the pool ~ this one posts them at the bar cart.
- Gin Loyalist: A quiet statement that ends the debate before it starts.
- Martini Purist Gift: For whoever has sent a drink back on principle.
- Conversation Starter: Half the room will nod, the other half will argue ~ both will stay.
Patio season never really ends, it just moves to the fire pit ~ this Comfort Colors long sleeve tee keeps happy hour going with soft garment-dyed ring-spun cotton, a relaxed easy fit and sleeves to the wrist, sizes S through 3XL ~ pour something with a twist, pull it on and claim the best seat at the bar
