No Vodka in the Martini ~ Comfort Colors Tee

No Vodka in the Martini ~ A House Rule, Politely Enforced

Guests may ask once. The hostess will smile, reach for the gin, and the matter is closed before the vermouth has finished chilling. Some households post rules by the pool ~ this one posts them at the bar cart.

• Gin Loyalist: A quiet statement that ends the debate before it starts.
• Martini Purist Gift: For whoever has sent a drink back on principle.
• Conversation Starter: Half the room will nod, the other half will argue ~ both will stay.

This one arrives on a Comfort Colors 1717, the garment-dyed tee you reach for on a slow Sunday. Ring-spun cotton at 6.1 oz, a relaxed unisex fit, and that soft, broken-in feel that gets better with every wash ~ the way a good recipe improves each time you make it. Printed to order, so yours is built when you ask, never pulled from a pile.