Never Underestimate a Woman With a Bar Spoon ~ Ornament

Never Underestimate a Woman With a Bar Spoon ~ Forty Stirs of Authority

The long twisted spoon looks delicate and she holds it like a conductor's baton, which is exactly what it is. Men have tried to explain stirring to her at parties. They have each been handed a better drink than they have ever had and sent back to their chairs.

• Who Holds It: The friend whose stirred drinks have ended more arguments than words ever could.
• The Moment: Forty slow turns around the glass while the room learns something.
• Gift Angle: For the woman whose bar spoon is her scepter.

Cocktail Threads made this round ornament for the tree that stands beside the bar cart. Pick ceramic at 3 inches or aluminum at 3.6 inches, and it arrives with its hanging string. A wipe with a damp cloth keeps it ready for the next round.