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Never Ask Me What to Drink ~ Garment Dyed Crewneck

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Never Ask Me What to Drink ~ Bring a Notebook

It starts as a simple question and ends forty minutes later with a tour of the vermouths, a lecture on dilution, and a shopping list the guest did not request. People leave this house with new opinions and a sudden need for a cart with wheels. Ask at your own risk ~ the answer is thorough.

  • Enthusiast Warning: One question opens a semester.
  • Cocktail Evangelist Gift: For the friend who has converted at least three households.
  • Bar Cart Consequences: You came for a drink and left with a hobby.


The brunch crowd knows the dress code ~ comfortable, stylish and ready for a second round of mimosas ~ this Comfort Colors garment-dyed crewneck brings a cotton face over soft fleece, a relaxed fit with a rolled-forward shoulder and that well-loved feel from day one, made for lazy Sundays and rooftop sunsets alike