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Never Ask Me What to Drink ~ Comfort Colors Long Sleeve Tee

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Never Ask Me What to Drink ~ Bring a Notebook

It starts as a simple question and ends forty minutes later with a tour of the vermouths, a lecture on dilution, and a shopping list the guest did not request. People leave this house with new opinions and a sudden need for a cart with wheels. Ask at your own risk ~ the answer is thorough.

  • Enthusiast Warning: One question opens a semester.
  • Cocktail Evangelist Gift: For the friend who has converted at least three households.
  • Bar Cart Consequences: You came for a drink and left with a hobby.


Patio season never really ends, it just moves to the fire pit ~ this Comfort Colors long sleeve tee keeps happy hour going with soft garment-dyed ring-spun cotton, a relaxed easy fit and sleeves to the wrist, sizes S through 3XL ~ pour something with a twist, pull it on and claim the best seat at the bar