Never Ask Me What to Drink ~ Heavy Blend Hoodie

Never Ask Me What to Drink ~ Bring a Notebook

It starts as a simple question and ends forty minutes later with a tour of the vermouths, a lecture on dilution, and a shopping list the guest did not request. People leave this house with new opinions and a sudden need for a cart with wheels. Ask at your own risk ~ the answer is thorough.

• Enthusiast Warning: One question opens a semester.
• Cocktail Evangelist Gift: For the friend who has converted at least three households.
• Bar Cart Consequences: You came for a drink and left with a hobby.

For the nights when the cocktails are cold and the evening air is colder ~ this Gildan Heavy Blend hoodie wraps you in soft cotton-poly fleece with a double-lined hood, a front pouch big enough for the garnish stash and ribbed cuffs that stay put through every toast ~ last call never felt so cozy