Never Ask Me What to Drink ~ Comfort Colors Tee

Never Ask Me What to Drink ~ Bring a Notebook

It starts as a simple question and ends forty minutes later with a tour of the vermouths, a lecture on dilution, and a shopping list the guest did not request. People leave this house with new opinions and a sudden need for a cart with wheels. Ask at your own risk ~ the answer is thorough.

• Enthusiast Warning: One question opens a semester.
• Cocktail Evangelist Gift: For the friend who has converted at least three households.
• Bar Cart Consequences: You came for a drink and left with a hobby.

This one arrives on a Comfort Colors 1717, the garment-dyed tee you reach for on a slow Sunday. Ring-spun cotton at 6.1 oz, a relaxed unisex fit, and that soft, broken-in feel that gets better with every wash ~ the way a good recipe improves each time you make it. Printed to order, so yours is built when you ask, never pulled from a pile.