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My Retirement Plan Is Bitters ~ Garment Dyed Crewneck

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My Retirement Plan Is Bitters ~ Diversified Across Forty Bottles

The financial advisor asked about the portfolio. The hostess described a cupboard of tinctures aging in brown glass, labeled by botanical, some of them from 2019 and only now coming into their own. Compound interest has nothing on a cardamom bitters that took four years to be ready.

  • Long Game: Patience pays dividends two dashes at a time.
  • Homemade Bitters Gift: For the friend whose pantry is a slow-moving investment.
  • Plan Disclosed: Yes there is one, and it drips.


The brunch crowd knows the dress code ~ comfortable, stylish and ready for a second round of mimosas ~ this Comfort Colors garment-dyed crewneck brings a cotton face over soft fleece, a relaxed fit with a rolled-forward shoulder and that well-loved feel from day one, made for lazy Sundays and rooftop sunsets alike