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My Retirement Plan Is Bitters ~ Comfort Colors Tee

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My Retirement Plan Is Bitters ~ Diversified Across Forty Bottles

The financial advisor asked about the portfolio. The hostess described a cupboard of tinctures aging in brown glass, labeled by botanical, some of them from 2019 and only now coming into their own. Compound interest has nothing on a cardamom bitters that took four years to be ready.

  • Long Game: Patience pays dividends two dashes at a time.
  • Homemade Bitters Gift: For the friend whose pantry is a slow-moving investment.
  • Plan Disclosed: Yes there is one, and it drips.


This one arrives on a Comfort Colors 1717, the garment-dyed tee you reach for on a slow Sunday. Ring-spun cotton at 6.1 oz, a relaxed unisex fit, and that soft, broken-in feel that gets better with every wash ~ the way a good recipe improves each time you make it. Printed to order, so yours is built when you ask, never pulled from a pile.