My Needs Are Simple ~ Garment Dyed Crewneck
$50.99
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My Needs Are Simple ~ Chilled Glass, Clear Ice, Total Silence
Ask what she wants and she claims to be easy, right before listing very particular requirements. Low lights, a frozen coupe, one big clear cube, and nobody talking during the stir. Simple, in theory.
- Modest Standards: Said with a straight face and a seven-item list.
- Low Maintenance, Allegedly: For the friend whose drink order needs a footnote.
- Honest Gift: Everyone who knows her will laugh first.
The brunch crowd knows the dress code ~ comfortable, stylish and ready for a second round of mimosas ~ this Comfort Colors garment-dyed crewneck brings a cotton face over soft fleece, a relaxed fit with a rolled-forward shoulder and that well-loved feel from day one, made for lazy Sundays and rooftop sunsets alike



