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My Needs Are Simple ~ Comfort Colors Long Sleeve Tee

$49.99

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My Needs Are Simple ~ Chilled Glass, Clear Ice, Total Silence

Ask what she wants and she claims to be easy, right before listing very particular requirements. Low lights, a frozen coupe, one big clear cube, and nobody talking during the stir. Simple, in theory.

  • Modest Standards: Said with a straight face and a seven-item list.
  • Low Maintenance, Allegedly: For the friend whose drink order needs a footnote.
  • Honest Gift: Everyone who knows her will laugh first.


Patio season never really ends, it just moves to the fire pit ~ this Comfort Colors long sleeve tee keeps happy hour going with soft garment-dyed ring-spun cotton, a relaxed easy fit and sleeves to the wrist, sizes S through 3XL ~ pour something with a twist, pull it on and claim the best seat at the bar