My Needs Are Simple ~ Heavy Blend Hoodie

My Needs Are Simple ~ Chilled Glass, Clear Ice, Total Silence

Ask what she wants and she claims to be easy, right before listing very particular requirements. Low lights, a frozen coupe, one big clear cube, and nobody talking during the stir. Simple, in theory.

• Modest Standards: Said with a straight face and a seven-item list.
• Low Maintenance, Allegedly: For the friend whose drink order needs a footnote.
• Honest Gift: Everyone who knows her will laugh first.

For the nights when the cocktails are cold and the evening air is colder ~ this Gildan Heavy Blend hoodie wraps you in soft cotton-poly fleece with a double-lined hood, a front pouch big enough for the garnish stash and ribbed cuffs that stay put through every toast ~ last call never felt so cozy