My Needs Are Simple ~ Ceramic Coffee Mug
$16.49
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My Needs Are Simple ~ Chilled Glass, Clear Ice, Total Silence
Ask what she wants and she claims to be easy, right before listing very particular requirements. Low lights, a frozen coupe, one big clear cube, and nobody talking during the stir. Simple, in theory.
- Modest Standards: Said with a straight face and a seven-item list.
- Low Maintenance, Allegedly: For the friend whose drink order needs a footnote.
- Honest Gift: Everyone who knows her will laugh first.
Every great cocktail hour starts with a strong cup of coffee the morning after ~ this glossy ceramic mug comes in white or black, 11 oz or 15 oz, with a comfortable C handle and your favorite pour front and center ~ coffee by day, hot toddy by night, no judgment at this bar
