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May Your Garnish Be Unreasonable ~ Heavy Blend Hoodie

$51.99

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May Your Garnish Be Unreasonable ~ A Blessing for Hosts

Some people wish you health. She wishes you a lime wheel, a sprig, a cherry and a dehydrated orange on one glass, because restraint is for weekdays. It is the kindest thing a garnish person can say to another garnish person.

  • The Right Hands: Anyone who owns a cocktail pick collection and a strong opinion about which one.
  • Where It Shines: Brunch, when the second pitcher arrives dressed better than the guests.
  • Gift Angle: Birthday for the friend who treats every drink like a small parade.


For the nights when the cocktails are cold and the evening air is colder ~ this Gildan Heavy Blend hoodie wraps you in soft cotton-poly fleece with a double-lined hood, a front pouch big enough for the garnish stash and ribbed cuffs that stay put through every toast ~ last call never felt so cozy