May Your Garnish Be Unreasonable ~ Garment Dyed Crewneck
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May Your Garnish Be Unreasonable ~ A Blessing for Hosts
Some people wish you health. She wishes you a lime wheel, a sprig, a cherry and a dehydrated orange on one glass, because restraint is for weekdays. It is the kindest thing a garnish person can say to another garnish person.
- The Right Hands: Anyone who owns a cocktail pick collection and a strong opinion about which one.
- Where It Shines: Brunch, when the second pitcher arrives dressed better than the guests.
- Gift Angle: Birthday for the friend who treats every drink like a small parade.
The brunch crowd knows the dress code ~ comfortable, stylish and ready for a second round of mimosas ~ this Comfort Colors garment-dyed crewneck brings a cotton face over soft fleece, a relaxed fit with a rolled-forward shoulder and that well-loved feel from day one, made for lazy Sundays and rooftop sunsets alike
