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May Your Garnish Be Unreasonable ~ Comfort Colors Tee

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May Your Garnish Be Unreasonable ~ A Blessing for Hosts

Some people wish you health. She wishes you a lime wheel, a sprig, a cherry and a dehydrated orange on one glass, because restraint is for weekdays. It is the kindest thing a garnish person can say to another garnish person.

  • The Right Hands: Anyone who owns a cocktail pick collection and a strong opinion about which one.
  • Where It Shines: Brunch, when the second pitcher arrives dressed better than the guests.
  • Gift Angle: Birthday for the friend who treats every drink like a small parade.


This one arrives on a Comfort Colors 1717, the garment-dyed tee you reach for on a slow Sunday. Ring-spun cotton at 6.1 oz, a relaxed unisex fit, and that soft, broken-in feel that gets better with every wash ~ the way a good recipe improves each time you make it. Printed to order, so yours is built when you ask, never pulled from a pile.