May Your Garnish Be Unreasonable ~ Comfort Colors Long Sleeve Tee
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May Your Garnish Be Unreasonable ~ A Blessing for Hosts
Some people wish you health. She wishes you a lime wheel, a sprig, a cherry and a dehydrated orange on one glass, because restraint is for weekdays. It is the kindest thing a garnish person can say to another garnish person.
- The Right Hands: Anyone who owns a cocktail pick collection and a strong opinion about which one.
- Where It Shines: Brunch, when the second pitcher arrives dressed better than the guests.
- Gift Angle: Birthday for the friend who treats every drink like a small parade.
Patio season never really ends, it just moves to the fire pit ~ this Comfort Colors long sleeve tee keeps happy hour going with soft garment-dyed ring-spun cotton, a relaxed easy fit and sleeves to the wrist, sizes S through 3XL ~ pour something with a twist, pull it on and claim the best seat at the bar
