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Man Cannot Live on Cheese Boards Alone ~ Garment Dyed Crewneck

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Man Cannot Live on Cheese Boards Alone ~ Two Vermouths Complete the Spread

Brie and crackers are half a party. The other half lives in the fridge door, where two kinds of vermouth stand ready and he will explain why both are necessary. Charcuterie lovers understand completely.

  • Fridge Door Vermouth: Sweet and dry, both cold, both opened this month.
  • Snack Board Host: For the friend who plates a cheese board and then builds a Manhattan.
  • Proverb Rebuilt: Old wisdom, new fridge.


The brunch crowd knows the dress code ~ comfortable, stylish and ready for a second round of mimosas ~ this Comfort Colors garment-dyed crewneck brings a cotton face over soft fleece, a relaxed fit with a rolled-forward shoulder and that well-loved feel from day one, made for lazy Sundays and rooftop sunsets alike