Man Cannot Live on Cheese Boards Alone ~ Comfort Colors Tee

Man Cannot Live on Cheese Boards Alone ~ Two Vermouths Complete the Spread

Brie and crackers are half a party. The other half lives in the fridge door, where two kinds of vermouth stand ready and he will explain why both are necessary. Charcuterie lovers understand completely.

• Fridge Door Vermouth: Sweet and dry, both cold, both opened this month.
• Snack Board Host: For the friend who plates a cheese board and then builds a Manhattan.
• Proverb Rebuilt: Old wisdom, new fridge.

This one arrives on a Comfort Colors 1717, the garment-dyed tee you reach for on a slow Sunday. Ring-spun cotton at 6.1 oz, a relaxed unisex fit, and that soft, broken-in feel that gets better with every wash ~ the way a good recipe improves each time you make it. Printed to order, so yours is built when you ask, never pulled from a pile.