I'm Not an Espresso Martini ~ Heavy Blend Hoodie

I'm Not an Espresso Martini ~ Pleasing Everyone Was Never the Job

The espresso martini is beloved by nearly every crowd, and some people simply decline to compete. Done trying to make everyone happy, perfectly fine with that, and still excellent company. Strong, honest, served straight.

• Crowd-Pleaser Declined: Would rather be loved by five than liked by fifty.
• Sarcastic Gift: For the friend who says what the room was thinking.
• Honest Pour: No foam, no sugar, no apology.

For the nights when the cocktails are cold and the evening air is colder ~ this Gildan Heavy Blend hoodie wraps you in soft cotton-poly fleece with a double-lined hood, a front pouch big enough for the garnish stash and ribbed cuffs that stay put through every toast ~ last call never felt so cozy