I'm Not an Espresso Martini ~ Garment Dyed Crewneck
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I'm Not an Espresso Martini ~ Pleasing Everyone Was Never the Job
The espresso martini is beloved by nearly every crowd, and some people simply decline to compete. Done trying to make everyone happy, perfectly fine with that, and still excellent company. Strong, honest, served straight.
- Crowd-Pleaser Declined: Would rather be loved by five than liked by fifty.
- Sarcastic Gift: For the friend who says what the room was thinking.
- Honest Pour: No foam, no sugar, no apology.
The brunch crowd knows the dress code ~ comfortable, stylish and ready for a second round of mimosas ~ this Comfort Colors garment-dyed crewneck brings a cotton face over soft fleece, a relaxed fit with a rolled-forward shoulder and that well-loved feel from day one, made for lazy Sundays and rooftop sunsets alike
