I'm Not an Espresso Martini ~ Comfort Colors Tee

I'm Not an Espresso Martini ~ Pleasing Everyone Was Never the Job

The espresso martini is beloved by nearly every crowd, and some people simply decline to compete. Done trying to make everyone happy, perfectly fine with that, and still excellent company. Strong, honest, served straight.

• Crowd-Pleaser Declined: Would rather be loved by five than liked by fifty.
• Sarcastic Gift: For the friend who says what the room was thinking.
• Honest Pour: No foam, no sugar, no apology.

This one arrives on a Comfort Colors 1717, the garment-dyed tee you reach for on a slow Sunday. Ring-spun cotton at 6.1 oz, a relaxed unisex fit, and that soft, broken-in feel that gets better with every wash ~ the way a good recipe improves each time you make it. Printed to order, so yours is built when you ask, never pulled from a pile.