I'm Not an Espresso Martini ~ Comfort Colors Long Sleeve Tee
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I'm Not an Espresso Martini ~ Pleasing Everyone Was Never the Job
The espresso martini is beloved by nearly every crowd, and some people simply decline to compete. Done trying to make everyone happy, perfectly fine with that, and still excellent company. Strong, honest, served straight.
- Crowd-Pleaser Declined: Would rather be loved by five than liked by fifty.
- Sarcastic Gift: For the friend who says what the room was thinking.
- Honest Pour: No foam, no sugar, no apology.
Patio season never really ends, it just moves to the fire pit ~ this Comfort Colors long sleeve tee keeps happy hour going with soft garment-dyed ring-spun cotton, a relaxed easy fit and sleeves to the wrist, sizes S through 3XL ~ pour something with a twist, pull it on and claim the best seat at the bar
