I Stir So I Don't Shake ~ Ornament

I Stir So I Don't Shake ~ Composure in Forty Rotations

Family dinner ended with a debate nobody won. The hostess walked to the cart, filled the mixing glass with ice, and found her calm one slow turn at a time. Shaking is for sours. Stirring is for the days the nerves need a hobby.

• Spoon Therapy: Cheaper than a counselor, colder than a nap.
• Composed Host Gift: For the friend who exits every argument toward the ice.
• Steady Hands: The martini stays clear and so does the head.

The garnish your tree has been missing. Choose ceramic at 3 inches or aluminum at 3.6 inches; it comes with a hanging string and needs nothing more than a damp cloth.