I Stir So I Don't Shake ~ Comfort Colors Tee

I Stir So I Don't Shake ~ Composure in Forty Rotations

Family dinner ended with a debate nobody won. The hostess walked to the cart, filled the mixing glass with ice, and found her calm one slow turn at a time. Shaking is for sours. Stirring is for the days the nerves need a hobby.

• Spoon Therapy: Cheaper than a counselor, colder than a nap.
• Composed Host Gift: For the friend who exits every argument toward the ice.
• Steady Hands: The martini stays clear and so does the head.

This one arrives on a Comfort Colors 1717, the garment-dyed tee you reach for on a slow Sunday. Ring-spun cotton at 6.1 oz, a relaxed unisex fit, and that soft, broken-in feel that gets better with every wash ~ the way a good recipe improves each time you make it. Printed to order, so yours is built when you ask, never pulled from a pile.