I Came I Saw I Forgot the Vermouth ~ Comfort Colors Tee

I Came I Saw I Forgot the Vermouth ~ Caesar Had Better Staff

The gin is chilled. The glass is frosted. The olives are speared and waiting. And the vermouth is at the store, where it has been for three weeks, because the bottle in the fridge was empty and nobody wrote it down. Rome fell for smaller reasons.

• Grocery List Tragedy: Conquered everything except the shopping.
• Forgetful Host Gift: For the friend who runs out of the one thing on martini night.
• Latin Lesson: Veni, vidi, oops.

This one arrives on a Comfort Colors 1717, the garment-dyed tee you reach for on a slow Sunday. Ring-spun cotton at 6.1 oz, a relaxed unisex fit, and that soft, broken-in feel that gets better with every wash ~ the way a good recipe improves each time you make it. Printed to order, so yours is built when you ask, never pulled from a pile.