How to Stir a Martini ~ Garment Dyed Crewneck
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How to Stir a Martini ~ Four Steps and a Sharp Pick
Chill it, drown it in ice, spin it for thirty seconds, pierce its olive. Written down it sounds violent. In practice it is the calmest half-minute in the house, and the olive goes willingly. Instructions this clear belong on the fridge ~ or somewhere a guest cannot miss them.
- Four Step Ritual: Simple enough to memorize, serious enough to follow.
- Martini Teacher Gift: For whoever has demonstrated the stir more than once.
- Olive Pierced: Step four is the only one guests volunteer for.
The brunch crowd knows the dress code ~ comfortable, stylish and ready for a second round of mimosas ~ this Comfort Colors garment-dyed crewneck brings a cotton face over soft fleece, a relaxed fit with a rolled-forward shoulder and that well-loved feel from day one, made for lazy Sundays and rooftop sunsets alike
