How to Stir a Martini ~ Comfort Colors Long Sleeve Tee
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How to Stir a Martini ~ Four Steps and a Sharp Pick
Chill it, drown it in ice, spin it for thirty seconds, pierce its olive. Written down it sounds violent. In practice it is the calmest half-minute in the house, and the olive goes willingly. Instructions this clear belong on the fridge ~ or somewhere a guest cannot miss them.
- Four Step Ritual: Simple enough to memorize, serious enough to follow.
- Martini Teacher Gift: For whoever has demonstrated the stir more than once.
- Olive Pierced: Step four is the only one guests volunteer for.
Patio season never really ends, it just moves to the fire pit ~ this Comfort Colors long sleeve tee keeps happy hour going with soft garment-dyed ring-spun cotton, a relaxed easy fit and sleeves to the wrist, sizes S through 3XL ~ pour something with a twist, pull it on and claim the best seat at the bar
