How to Stir a Martini ~ Heavy Blend Hoodie

How to Stir a Martini ~ Four Steps and a Sharp Pick

Chill it, drown it in ice, spin it for thirty seconds, pierce its olive. Written down it sounds violent. In practice it is the calmest half-minute in the house, and the olive goes willingly. Instructions this clear belong on the fridge ~ or somewhere a guest cannot miss them.

• Four Step Ritual: Simple enough to memorize, serious enough to follow.
• Martini Teacher Gift: For whoever has demonstrated the stir more than once.
• Olive Pierced: Step four is the only one guests volunteer for.

For the nights when the cocktails are cold and the evening air is colder ~ this Gildan Heavy Blend hoodie wraps you in soft cotton-poly fleece with a double-lined hood, a front pouch big enough for the garnish stash and ribbed cuffs that stay put through every toast ~ last call never felt so cozy