How to Stir a Martini ~ Comfort Colors Tee

How to Stir a Martini ~ Four Steps and a Sharp Pick

Chill it, drown it in ice, spin it for thirty seconds, pierce its olive. Written down it sounds violent. In practice it is the calmest half-minute in the house, and the olive goes willingly. Instructions this clear belong on the fridge ~ or somewhere a guest cannot miss them.

• Four Step Ritual: Simple enough to memorize, serious enough to follow.
• Martini Teacher Gift: For whoever has demonstrated the stir more than once.
• Olive Pierced: Step four is the only one guests volunteer for.

This one arrives on a Comfort Colors 1717, the garment-dyed tee you reach for on a slow Sunday. Ring-spun cotton at 6.1 oz, a relaxed unisex fit, and that soft, broken-in feel that gets better with every wash ~ the way a good recipe improves each time you make it. Printed to order, so yours is built when you ask, never pulled from a pile.