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Home Bartending 90 Percent Limes ~ Ornament

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Home Bartending 90 Percent Limes ~ The Other Ten Is Naming Rights

Behind every great homemade margarita is a sore wrist and a pile of spent citrus. The remaining effort goes into naming the drink after oneself and saying it with a straight face. The Jennifer is very good this year.

  • Signature Drink Owner: It has a name, and the name is theirs.
  • Wrist Workout: Forty limes, one squeezer, no complaints until morning.
  • Honest Math Gift: For the friend whose ego is a small but essential ingredient.


The garnish your tree has been missing. Choose ceramic at 3 inches or aluminum at 3.6 inches; it comes with a hanging string and needs nothing more than a damp cloth.