Home Bar Host ~ Ornament

Home Bar Host ~ Finally in the Dictionary

The definition has been missing for years, and here it is at last: a party thrower like any other, just much fussier about the ice. Friends will read it aloud and point at the guest of honor. Accuracy is the whole joke.

• Housewarming Pick: For the first real cocktail night in a new kitchen.
• Ice Mold Owner: Three kinds of molds in the freezer and a theory about each.
• December Calm: The one who handles every holiday gathering with suspicious serenity.

The garnish your tree has been missing. Choose ceramic at 3 inches or aluminum at 3.6 inches; it comes with a hanging string and needs nothing more than a damp cloth.