Happy Hour Was Boring Before Me ~ Ornament
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Happy Hour Was Boring Before Me ~ A Humble Origin Story
Ask around and the crowd will confirm that the evening only started once this person arrived. Life of the party, aware of it, and cheerful about saying so. Modesty was left at the door with the coats.
- Life of the Party Gift: For the friend who makes the room louder and the drinks better.
- Self-Awareness: Full, and proud of it.
- Arrival Effect: Measured in laughs per minute.
Cocktail Threads made this round ornament for the tree that stands next to the bar cart. Pick ceramic at 3 inches or aluminum at 3.6 inches, and it arrives with its hanging string. A wipe with a damp cloth keeps it as polished as a chilled coupe, December after December. Tie it to a bottle of the good stuff, hang it on the tree, or hook it on the shaker shelf for the host who measures the vermouth twice.
