Every Garnish Is Edible ~ Garment Dyed Crewneck
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Every Garnish Is Edible ~ The Umbrella Was a Lesson
Dehydrated citrus, candied ginger, a sugared cranberry, a brandied cherry, a sprig of mint ~ all of it eaten over the years without incident. The paper umbrella was eaten exactly once, early, at a party nobody discusses. The rule still stands. The umbrella is now purely decorative.
- Edible Standards: If it is on the rim, it is on the menu, with one exception.
- Snacking Guest Gift: For whoever finishes the garnish before the drink.
- Lesson Learned: Paper is not a food group, confirmed.
The brunch crowd knows the dress code ~ comfortable, stylish and ready for a second round of mimosas ~ this Comfort Colors garment-dyed crewneck brings a cotton face over soft fleece, a relaxed fit with a rolled-forward shoulder and that well-loved feel from day one, made for lazy Sundays and rooftop sunsets alike



