Every Garnish Is Edible ~ Comfort Colors Long Sleeve Tee
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Every Garnish Is Edible ~ The Umbrella Was a Lesson
Dehydrated citrus, candied ginger, a sugared cranberry, a brandied cherry, a sprig of mint ~ all of it eaten over the years without incident. The paper umbrella was eaten exactly once, early, at a party nobody discusses. The rule still stands. The umbrella is now purely decorative.
- Edible Standards: If it is on the rim, it is on the menu, with one exception.
- Snacking Guest Gift: For whoever finishes the garnish before the drink.
- Lesson Learned: Paper is not a food group, confirmed.
Patio season never really ends, it just moves to the fire pit ~ this Comfort Colors long sleeve tee keeps happy hour going with soft garment-dyed ring-spun cotton, a relaxed easy fit and sleeves to the wrist, sizes S through 3XL ~ pour something with a twist, pull it on and claim the best seat at the bar



