Every Garnish Is Edible ~ Heavy Blend Hoodie

Every Garnish Is Edible ~ The Umbrella Was a Lesson

Dehydrated citrus, candied ginger, a sugared cranberry, a brandied cherry, a sprig of mint ~ all of it eaten over the years without incident. The paper umbrella was eaten exactly once, early, at a party nobody discusses. The rule still stands. The umbrella is now purely decorative.

• Edible Standards: If it is on the rim, it is on the menu, with one exception.
• Snacking Guest Gift: For whoever finishes the garnish before the drink.
• Lesson Learned: Paper is not a food group, confirmed.

For the nights when the cocktails are cold and the evening air is colder ~ this Gildan Heavy Blend hoodie wraps you in soft cotton-poly fleece with a double-lined hood, a front pouch big enough for the garnish stash and ribbed cuffs that stay put through every toast ~ last call never felt so cozy