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Every Garnish Is Edible ~ Comfort Colors Tee

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Every Garnish Is Edible ~ The Umbrella Was a Lesson

Dehydrated citrus, candied ginger, a sugared cranberry, a brandied cherry, a sprig of mint ~ all of it eaten over the years without incident. The paper umbrella was eaten exactly once, early, at a party nobody discusses. The rule still stands. The umbrella is now purely decorative.

  • Edible Standards: If it is on the rim, it is on the menu, with one exception.
  • Snacking Guest Gift: For whoever finishes the garnish before the drink.
  • Lesson Learned: Paper is not a food group, confirmed.


This one arrives on a Comfort Colors 1717, the garment-dyed tee you reach for on a slow Sunday. Ring-spun cotton at 6.1 oz, a relaxed unisex fit, and that soft, broken-in feel that gets better with every wash ~ the way a good recipe improves each time you make it. Printed to order, so yours is built when you ask, never pulled from a pile.