Eat the Garnish ~ Garment Dyed Crewneck
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Eat the Garnish ~ It Was Made to Be Enjoyed
The cherry was soaked for a week, the orange was dehydrated for six hours, and watching someone set it aside on a napkin physically hurts her. The garnish is not decoration. It is dessert, and it is rude to leave dessert.
- Who Preaches It: The host who takes a napkin-abandoned twist personally.
- Where It Lands: Brunch, a bowl of brandied cherries, a guest finally understanding.
- Gift Angle: For the friend who eats the lime wheel and dares you to comment.
The brunch crowd knows the dress code ~ comfortable, stylish and ready for a second round of mimosas ~ this Comfort Colors garment-dyed crewneck brings a cotton face over soft fleece, a relaxed fit with a rolled-forward shoulder and that well-loved feel from day one, made for lazy Sundays and rooftop sunsets alike
