Eat the Garnish ~ Comfort Colors Long Sleeve Tee
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Eat the Garnish ~ It Was Made to Be Enjoyed
The cherry was soaked for a week, the orange was dehydrated for six hours, and watching someone set it aside on a napkin physically hurts her. The garnish is not decoration. It is dessert, and it is rude to leave dessert.
- Who Preaches It: The host who takes a napkin-abandoned twist personally.
- Where It Lands: Brunch, a bowl of brandied cherries, a guest finally understanding.
- Gift Angle: For the friend who eats the lime wheel and dares you to comment.
Patio season never really ends, it just moves to the fire pit ~ this Comfort Colors long sleeve tee keeps happy hour going with soft garment-dyed ring-spun cotton, a relaxed easy fit and sleeves to the wrist, sizes S through 3XL ~ pour something with a twist, pull it on and claim the best seat at the bar
