Eat the Garnish ~ Heavy Blend Hoodie

Eat the Garnish ~ It Was Made to Be Enjoyed

The cherry was soaked for a week, the orange was dehydrated for six hours, and watching someone set it aside on a napkin physically hurts her. The garnish is not decoration. It is dessert, and it is rude to leave dessert.

• Who Preaches It: The host who takes a napkin-abandoned twist personally.
• Where It Lands: Brunch, a bowl of brandied cherries, a guest finally understanding.
• Gift Angle: For the friend who eats the lime wheel and dares you to comment.

For the nights when the cocktails are cold and the evening air is colder ~ this Gildan Heavy Blend hoodie wraps you in soft cotton-poly fleece with a double-lined hood, a front pouch big enough for the garnish stash and ribbed cuffs that stay put through every toast ~ last call never felt so cozy