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Easily Distracted by Citrus ~ Ornament

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Easily Distracted by Citrus ~ Was Mid-Sentence, Saw a Lime

The farmers market trip was for vegetables. It ended with a sack of blood oranges, two kinds of lemons, a yuzu nobody can afford, and no vegetables. Conversations stop when a kumquat appears. Attention is a finite resource ~ the citrus aisle gets most of it.

  • Market Confession: Came for kale, left with a garnish wardrobe.
  • Citrus Collector Gift: For whoever knows the difference between a Meyer and a Eureka.
  • Distraction Admitted: Squirrels have acorns, she has grapefruit.


Tie it to a bottle neck and the hostess gift is done. This round ornament comes in ceramic at 3 inches or aluminum at 3.6 inches with its own string, and a damp cloth keeps it bright.