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Easily Distracted by Citrus ~ Heavy Blend Hoodie

$51.99

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Easily Distracted by Citrus ~ Was Mid-Sentence, Saw a Lime

The farmers market trip was for vegetables. It ended with a sack of blood oranges, two kinds of lemons, a yuzu nobody can afford, and no vegetables. Conversations stop when a kumquat appears. Attention is a finite resource ~ the citrus aisle gets most of it.

  • Market Confession: Came for kale, left with a garnish wardrobe.
  • Citrus Collector Gift: For whoever knows the difference between a Meyer and a Eureka.
  • Distraction Admitted: Squirrels have acorns, she has grapefruit.


For the nights when the cocktails are cold and the evening air is colder ~ this Gildan Heavy Blend hoodie wraps you in soft cotton-poly fleece with a double-lined hood, a front pouch big enough for the garnish stash and ribbed cuffs that stay put through every toast ~ last call never felt so cozy