Don't Bother Me I'm Measuring ~ Ornament

Don't Bother Me I'm Measuring ~ Quarter Ounces Need Quiet

Interrupting a home bartender mid-pour is a risk only the brave take. He goes silent, squints at the jigger line, and the whole room waits. Conversation resumes once the drink is safely built.

• Jigger Squint: Eye level, steady hand, do not speak.
• Precision Gift: For the friend who measures to the eighth and tastes anyway.
• Quiet Zone: The kitchen during a pour is a library.

The garnish your tree has been missing. Choose ceramic at 3 inches or aluminum at 3.6 inches; it comes with a hanging string and needs nothing more than a damp cloth.