Don't Bother Me I'm Measuring ~ Garment Dyed Crewneck
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Don't Bother Me I'm Measuring ~ Quarter Ounces Need Quiet
Interrupting a home bartender mid-pour is a risk only the brave take. He goes silent, squints at the jigger line, and the whole room waits. Conversation resumes once the drink is safely built.
- Jigger Squint: Eye level, steady hand, do not speak.
- Precision Gift: For the friend who measures to the eighth and tastes anyway.
- Quiet Zone: The kitchen during a pour is a library.
The brunch crowd knows the dress code ~ comfortable, stylish and ready for a second round of mimosas ~ this Comfort Colors garment-dyed crewneck brings a cotton face over soft fleece, a relaxed fit with a rolled-forward shoulder and that well-loved feel from day one, made for lazy Sundays and rooftop sunsets alike
