Don't Bother Me I'm Measuring ~ Comfort Colors Tee

Don't Bother Me I'm Measuring ~ Quarter Ounces Need Quiet

Interrupting a home bartender mid-pour is a risk only the brave take. He goes silent, squints at the jigger line, and the whole room waits. Conversation resumes once the drink is safely built.

• Jigger Squint: Eye level, steady hand, do not speak.
• Precision Gift: For the friend who measures to the eighth and tastes anyway.
• Quiet Zone: The kitchen during a pour is a library.

This one arrives on a Comfort Colors 1717, the garment-dyed tee you reach for on a slow Sunday. Ring-spun cotton at 6.1 oz, a relaxed unisex fit, and that soft, broken-in feel that gets better with every wash ~ the way a good recipe improves each time you make it. Printed to order, so yours is built when you ask, never pulled from a pile.