Dirty Martini Social Club ~ Comfort Colors Tee

Dirty Martini Social Club ~ Membership Is Briny

Meetings are held wherever there is a cold glass and a jar of good olives. New members are vetted by one question, and it is about brine. Those who flinch are shown the door with kindness. Those who ask for extra get a seat ~ and the club does not take minutes, only sips.

• Club Rules: Brine forward, olives plural, gin cold.
• Dirty Martini Devotee Gift: For the friend who orders filthy and means it.
• Social Hour: Fellow members recognize each other across any room.

This one arrives on a Comfort Colors 1717, the garment-dyed tee you reach for on a slow Sunday. Ring-spun cotton at 6.1 oz, a relaxed unisex fit, and that soft, broken-in feel that gets better with every wash ~ the way a good recipe improves each time you make it. Printed to order, so yours is built when you ask, never pulled from a pile.