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Calories Don't Count at Happy Hour ~ Ornament

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Calories Don't Count at Happy Hour ~ Treat Your Neighbor

The rule has no scientific basis and she does not care, because the real rule is the second half: whoever is next to you gets a drink too. Generosity is the whole point of five o'clock. The math can wait until Monday.

  • Who Lives It: The host who pours two of everything on principle.
  • When It Rings True: A porch at dusk, a shaker making the rounds, nobody keeping track.
  • Gift Logic: For the neighbor who treats you and never tallies.


The garnish your tree has been missing. Choose ceramic at 3 inches or aluminum at 3.6 inches; it comes with a hanging string and needs nothing more than a damp cloth.