Calories Don't Count at Happy Hour ~ Comfort Colors Tee

Calories Don't Count at Happy Hour ~ Treat Your Neighbor

The rule has no scientific basis and she does not care, because the real rule is the second half: whoever is next to you gets a drink too. Generosity is the whole point of five o'clock. The math can wait until Monday.

• Who Lives It: The host who pours two of everything on principle.
• When It Rings True: A porch at dusk, a shaker making the rounds, nobody keeping track.
• Gift Logic: For the neighbor who treats you and never tallies.

This one arrives on a Comfort Colors 1717, the garment-dyed tee you reach for on a slow Sunday. Ring-spun cotton at 6.1 oz, a relaxed unisex fit, and that soft, broken-in feel that gets better with every wash ~ the way a good recipe improves each time you make it. Printed to order, so yours is built when you ask, never pulled from a pile.